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 Post subject: You know that you play too much UT when....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2003 6:18 am 
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I saw a thread somewhere else a month ago that started with this line and I wish I could remember where I saw it because it was hysterical. I thought I'd get this one going to see how creative or sick some of you really are. Here are a few of mine:<br><br><br>You know you're playing way too much UT when everytime your wife says something to you, you yell back to her "Got it!"<br><br>You know you're playing way too much UT when everytime you win at anything at all you scream "MY House".<br><br><br>Those two examples ought to get this ball rolling. Speak up! I've been meaning to start this thread for days.<br><br>Hermskii <p></p><i></i>

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 Post subject: Re: You know that you play too much UT when....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2003 10:19 am 
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You know you play too much UT when you stub your toe in the middle of the night and yell "Medic"<br><br>You know you play too much UT when your in the bedroom with your partner and say "You like that". Actually you may have used this line before UT. "Boom Baby" also works in this instance although I don't believe I've used that one.<br><br>You know you play too much UT when you have dreams of Mahatma spanking you.<br><br>You know you play too much UT when you see footage of a nuclear explosion and all you can think is M M M M MONSTER KILL!<br><br>You know you play too much UT when you call in sick to work because you've sprained your thumb using your logitec trackball to Hide and Guide too much. This usually turns into an extended weekend due to the fact that you have to call in more then one day because your home playing UT instead of resting that tired trigger finger.<br><br>You know you play too much UT when your sitting home typing up "You know you play too much UT" lists on a UT forum.<br><br> <p>Naughtius Maximus</p><i></i>


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 Post subject: Re: You know that you play too much UT when....
PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2003 6:23 pm 
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LOL good ones NM and Herm.<br><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">You know that you play too much UT when....</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><br>... you answer all questions in real life with "Roger that."<br>... you spend more time with, and may be closer to, your online buddies.<br>... you think of yourself as a female character. <p><br><SRA>/v/ahatma</p><i></i>

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2003 6:07 am 
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You want to put a computer in each room of the House so you won't miss anything..... and yes ..... a laptop for the bathroom would be nice<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>And also... when you start looking at women and thinking...........hmmmmmm.... she's almost as cute as the Girl Characters in UT<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <br> <br>Tri <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2003 8:13 am 
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You know you play to much ut when the first thing you do is chech to see who is playing the second you sit at the computer<br><br><br>you know you plat to much ut when the second thing you do is read the forum to see what everyone is up too<br><br><br> hottie <p></p><i></i>

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 10:52 pm 
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You are the doctor and you tell your patients to "SIT DOWN" and you think to yourself ...."AND STAY DOWN"<br><br>When you go down the rice isle and overlook all the cheaper 10lb bags of rice to opt for the 1/2lb bag of MAHATMA rice for the same price.<br><br>When you watch the Scifi channel and think "HEY THEY SPELLED THAT WRONG!!!"<br><br>When you are speaking in public to your family (who know the characters on SRA) about your friends...Skank and Schwantz, and wonder WHY people are staring.<br><br>When you go to a rock concert and the lead singer says "LET'S ROCK" and you start looking around for MAHATMA and your redeemer. <br><br>When you don't think that a "LOOP OF POOP" is a freakish new form of relieving yourself and decide to see a DR of proctology.<br><br>SQUEAL BOY SQUEAL.....enough said !!!<br><br>TiredPunkster <p></p><i></i>

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:19 pm 
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funny, Bengali. <br><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:green;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">You know that you play too much UT when</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><br>... you think everyone could really be Vette in disguise.<br><br>... you think Vette could be DeathInc in disguise.<br><br>... you think Bo could be Vette or DeathInc in disguise.<br><br>... you ask people if they might be LC, as if Lara Croft didn't stop playing Redeemers 2 years ago.<br><br><br><br> <p><br><SRA>/v/ahatma</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=mahatma@schwantzsredeemerarenaserver>Mahatma</A>  <IMG SRC="http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/cwm/cwm/piss.gif" BORDER=0> at: 3/24/03 10:49:11 pm<br></i>

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2003 11:29 pm 
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Now there' s a name I have'nt seen in a while along with....SKANKY POO WHERE ARRRRRREEEEE YOUUUUUUU!!!! Lara croft was here about maybe 6 months ago as I recall. <p>May those who love us, Love us. Those who don't love us May the Lord turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts may He turn their ankles, so that we may know them by their limping!!!! (or we could just redeem their asses too)</p><i></i>

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Haha. Nice one Mah.<br><br> You know you play too much UT when:<br><br>Your cleaning your gutters and wish you had your translocator to get up on the roof.<br><br>You wake up in the morning after a night of heavy drinking and wish you had a Keg O'Health<br><br>When talking to friends about other games you finish the conversation with the phrase "It's not as good as Unreal." <p></p><i></i>


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Ok folks I've decided to put a page together dedicated to just this thread. Well actually to another thread prior to this that I can't seem to find so this will have to do. I've already copied everything in this thread up till now so lets get this rolling again. Like so..<br><br>You know you play to much UT when:<br><br>You spend most of your free time working on a website for UT.<br><br>You actually think of getting a tattoo of your UT skin.(Full Body)<br><br>Your buddy on the bar stool next to you passes out and you yell "Man Down!" <p>Naughtius Maximus <br><br>"Brothers! What we do in life...echoes through eternity!"<br><br>http://homepage.mac.com/feydakin/</p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=sramaximus>SRAMAXIMUS</A>  <IMG SRC="http://homepage.mac.com/feydakin/images/player.gif" BORDER=0> at: 5/19/03 11:32:56 am<br></i>


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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 1:37 pm 
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1. You keep saying "One more game" until the sun comes up.<br>2. You know every level by heart, including the "sweet spots."<br>3. You actually start winning.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/intl/aenglish/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>"Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn."<br>(In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming)</p><i></i>

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PostPosted: Mon May 19, 2003 5:54 pm 
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CHeck Max page he did as he said he was going to do?<a href="http://homepage.mac.com/feydakin/" target="_new">homepage.mac.com/feydakin/</a> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://pub44.ezboard.com/bschwantzsredeemerarenaserver.showUserPublicProfile?gid=scify>Scify</A>  <IMG SRC="http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/g14.gif" BORDER=0> at: 5/19/03 5:55:07 pm<br></i>

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You've gotten so used to associating Female Voice 1 with Mahatma, that you're startled when anyone else uses it.<br><br>You have to close the window to the computer room on a hot summers night so that the new neighbours won't hear you swearing as you go into yet another loop of poop.<br><br>The sounds of fireworks off in the distance make you want to go home and play some UT. <p></p><i></i>

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YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TO MUCH UT WHEN THE KIDS ARE BEING ROTTEN TO THE CORE AND YOU YELL TO YOUR BETTER HALF "I NEED SOME BACK UP"<br><br><br>HOTTIE <p></p><i></i>

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